Yes led,
I'm back. That's bloody right you bleedin bastards! Big balls is back and he's bigger than Brandenburg!
OK, maybe I didn't quite think that alliteration all the way through but the point remains the same; this blog is up and running again. For a while.
Let me excuse myself and explain why I completely failed to keep this a regular thing. Quite simply, it's because I had nothing to write about. Pure and simple. Now, however, shit has started getting kicked up again and I'm ready to splurge my word-vomit all over your greasy faces (no offence to my 8 followers, though (who are less greasy but only by a tiny bit)).*
So what's happened? Well life has been full of fuck-ups, fuck-downs, coming-at-me-from-every-general-direction-fucks and yet none of the actual fucks that a healthy and boisterous young fellah like me should supposedly get in every 80s college movie.
That was vague as hell and I suppose it hasn't actually told you anything. It was also really vulgar. Sorry. People probably won't read this to get sworn at. No, they would read to nosey in on my life as I slowly but surely fail to get into the TV industry!
Yep! I'm back at where I started! I'm still trying to break into the industry and you're going to be clued in on every detail. Every. Fucking. Detail.
<3 minute piss break>. The next post will be informative, I promise. It'll contain shit about my graduation, any work done, stuff I have planned to do and a <thigh scratch> document of my CV for you to print off and hand to absolutely everyone you know.
I've just become aware all of that sounds boring as shit. But this is Ireland, baby. This is the land of <soft fart> gold and leprichauns where anything can happen!
TOODLES!
<Itchy left wrist>
*I'm proud of that double-bracket action.
