Watch Me Fail

Boo.

 I have to do this blog to prove to my university tutors that I can think ahead for the future. Well, here I am thinking ahead one week before I have to present this blog on hand-in date (Hi Laura).

 This is supposed to be about me showing off my screenwriting skills and preparing for a job after university. But seriously, who the fuck wants an Irish screenwriter? That's a terrible career route.

 I'm smarter than this. I got the grades. I read sci-fi. I'm semi-smart. I've written scripts before and I'm currently writing my second draft of a feature film script due in on... Monday. MONDAY?! FUCK! I should totally be working on but no! I'VE got to write a BLOG! Thanks, module 3.2! Is that even the module number? I don't give a shit.

 It's tempting to put everything writery I know into this one post to get it over with. However, I'd better drag things out over time and make it at least entertaining for you to observe my demise. I've got another blog I did for a while on a vampire film I wrote. Here it is: http://familyvaluesproduction.blogspot.com/ That was fun to do for a while, until the entire production boiled down to the director and editor sitting in front of a computer screen for hours. Hence the rambling, panicked review of Battle:Los Angeles.

 So what can you expect from this one? A lot of writing I hope! Harharhar. But yeah. There's going to be lots of that. I'll do reviews to show that I can write for papers (broaden career aspects), I'll show you photos of shit I've written, I'll write about shit I've written and then I'll tell you some plans for the future. If you stick with me, you'll see whether these plans work or fail. I hope they'll work but I know you want to see them fail, don't you? You sick fuck.

Go away.

Conor